From Sigmon

• ... meaning that you can't get in without the right combination of sperm samples and the right pitch of squirrel sounds
• Oh great, a voyeuristic necro-copro-freak

random

• A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it. - Garrison Keillor

• Oddly enough, I think I was canvassed by Mordor to see if I wanted to work on some of this. I explained that I would rather smoke endless cigarettes through a luminous balaclava up a ladder in no-man's land (to quote Captain Blackadder).

• Hope your next shite is a hedgehog

• "This not being up completely was news to me as of today. I spent most of last week in bed with diverticulitis ..."

• code is like a fart; everyone doesn't mind their own but hates everyone elses.

from the streets

• Bumb: I'm not coo-coo, I'm just coo.

Nicholas Sparks

“Nothing that’s worthwhile is ever easy. Remember that.” http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/show/94169